Do you ever picture Isis and Osiris doing normal parent stuff, but in the back of their minds being bored to tears by the whole thing?
Just imagine them going to Sophie and Josh’s Christmas pageants when they were little kids. And they’re sitting there in the audience, dutifully filming it like every other parent, but really all like-
And privately consoling each other like-
"only 10 more years of this crap"
"world-domination is right around the corner"
"they really shouldn’t have let josh sing though"
"next year we make tsagaglalal go instead"